Wednesday, February 11, 2009

dear roommate.

hey ... remember the day i moved in and the kitchen garbage was overflowing and you left it that way for 2 weeks before someone else took it out? or remember that time you played your music really loudly until 2 am even though i was sick and sleeping? or the time that i asked you what our mailbox number was cause i had important documents i was waiting for and you ignored me about it for a week and those documents got returned to the sender? oh wait, or the time that you left your wretched, nasty, bloody pads unwrapped in the bathroom trash and i wanted to throw up on your bedroom door? and the best ... when we found your hair in the fridge next to your rotting food?

no?

cause i do.

learn to take out your trash and dispose of your filthy maxi pads or i will stick them to your door. oh, and so you can prepare ... the next time you play your music past 10 pm ... i'm calling the cops.

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