to the landlord of the hole i reside in from 8 - 5:

This is for the retards who I work with.
I should somewhat enjoy my job.. It’s easy, I’m good at it, it’s close to home, and the pay is decent. But I don’t. I hate ALL OF YOU who I work with. The whole company is a fucked up hell hole. The CEO tries to overcompensate for the fact that he’s a lying, greedy bastard by plastering large extravagant photo’s of church leaders in his office. They have no idea how to run their business.. Always changing employee’s positions and titles (and even pay). Oh I’m sorry, I thought I signed up to do sales? Now I’m in accounting? Sweet!
What do you fucking want from me? You list my responsibilities down on paper and get that “oh shit” face realizing that I don’t have nearly enough responsibilities to be kept busy full time hours. So why do you insist on snitching to the little boss about how I’m on facebook, and chatting, when you VERY WELL know I have NOTHING TO DO!!!!!!!

Listen.. I get my job done. EXTREMELY well. That’s why you keep me. I’m detailed oriented and an organization freak. I know QB’s better than a lot of you, and am not afraid to yell at a customer to pay their bills. I dress professional, more so than the receptionist who is always in a hoodie and baggy jeans. I put up with the pedophile Mexican, BS Gold’s Gym employees, and have created so many damn things to do it’s not even funny. So leave me alone. If you’d like my job to get done then stop making me feel like shit and worthless all day long! Because I’m doing what I need to do, so why else does it matter?

I think it just pisses you off that I don’t listen to you. Yes, that’s right I don’t give a rat’s ASS if you don’t want me to text during work. Because I will. I am not in high school, you can’t take my phone from me. And the next time I’m bored and have nothing to do I’m going to throw a tennis ball against your window.

Maybe if you treated me like a respected employee I’d work harder at my job fat ass.
I am ready for this economy to get a hard on so I can climb out of this shit hole I work in and find a job I actually enjoy.